Jake english reaction gifs if anyone needs them/ if I need them u_u
((figured this might be relevant))
((OOC UPDATE))
((I got a wig, and I just need to style it))
((My blog should be up and running again by the end of the month!))
Well you see I happen to be in a predicament. You are Jake English so I thought I would ask you first and foremost. Would you be able to give me a list of words that you use as Jake English. I have a con coming up and I am not entirely sure how to talk like him. Please help
Anonymous
((What, you’re asking me?
I’m not the best at roleplaying him (I suck even more at voice acting him =~=) but I guess…
Alright, a couple of words/phrases I use are:
-Golly
-Bother
-Rather
-Shenanigans
-Devilfucking dickens (OF COURSE)
-confounded
-tomfoolery
- grand
- fantastic (usually as an exclamation)
-hooligan
- jolly good
…..that’s all I can think of
now you’ve officially witnessed the reasons I can’t jake
close enough
let’s party
what am I doing ))
your hair is fuckin beautiful. you do not need some shit wig
Anonymous((anon no you don’t understand))
((it’s growing out and that color is from dye))
((my natural hair is pretty ugly and also brown, sigh))
((OOC UPDATE))
((guys thank you so much for all your support and asks!))
((seriously I have no idea where you come up with this stuff, but I couldn’t do this without you~!))
((I’m not gonna be here for a bit, I need to get a wig, but I just wanted to say I love y’all and I’ll be back soon as I can….though, that may not be until april or may, so don’t wait up on me! you can send me asks while I’m gone if you’d like, and I’m always open to answer ooc (if they’re not anonymous) so feel free to chat me up~!))
((so yeah in summary thank you for your shit))
((and I won’t be doing my shit for a while))
((but I’ll do the best I can to get the jake wig, I promise~!))
((derp-english out))
Do you ever feel as if someone is staring at your bottom?
Anonymous
GT: Most of the time.
GT: Right now actually.
GT:…..
GT: ….Man, I would love to punch Strider right in that insufferable mug of his.
Hello mister ::::) you seem to be into 8lue I hear? I think I've seen you once 8efore to..
Anonymous
GT: Well…I do fancy cerulean.
GT: Who’s asking?
Every time I see you on my dashboard, you make me smile because you are just too damn cute. Also, What would you do if Jane wanted to be more than friends?
Anonymous
GT: Well, I have entertained a thought or two on that matter before…
GT: But I’m afraid that Strider has captured my heart for the time being, and I’d regrettably have to decline.
I don't know why people say that you have a bad taste when we're talking about movies. I like the same kind that you like because they're amazing! (Not a question, but whatever)
Anonymous
GT: Always up for an adventure, are we?
GT: You know, I find that to be quite a charming trait.
You give all the male trolls bone bulges with your cuteness. I swear, everyone's after a cutie like you ;)
Anonymous
GT: I….bone bulges?
GT: You know what, I’d rather not know.
TT: Hey there, bro. Sorry I've been gone for awhile, most of my rad subtleties a bit too awesome to pass up. TT: Anything you've been up to?
GT: Oh, you know the usual adventurous tomfoolery and whatnot.
GT: …………..
GT: ….Actually, mostly I’ve just been awaiting your return.
I think you need some Reeeeeeeetaphin.
Anonymous
GT: My word, are you implying that I need to….
GT: Walk-swim?
GT: Sideways walk-swim?
GT: Lift weights?
GT: Lift…
GT: Wait, where did tom waits run off to?
I'm surprised you don't seem to understand how sexy you are (and i mean as you not just ic)
Anonymous
GT: Anon, I…
GT: I don’t know what to say, I…
Mister English, I am terribly disappointed that you haven't come to visit me yet. However, my omniscient being is certain that you will visit me sometime, hopefully sooner rather than later. I'm sure you will enjoy yourself while in my company; I am an excellent host.
Anonymous
GT: Err….Doctor Scratch, this may sound a wee bit unbecoming of a gentleman such as I, but Ms. Lalonde’s mother has warned the four of us not to talk to you.
GT: One does not simply disobey an order from a Lalonde, you know.
